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Marshall C. Phelps
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 Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 12:27 am Post subject: Re: My Dad Unplugged My Computer |
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Frisbee wrote
| Quote: | Little Timmy (I'm sure that's his real name) needs to
just lay low for
now. In the mean time, Timmy, take your left hand, lick
your fingers, and
place one in the socket on the back of the computer.
Then lick your fingers
on your right hand and stick them into the closest wall
socket. This will
effectively "jump-start" the computer, and you're off and
surfing pr0n in no
time!
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Dear Mr. Frisbee,
The advice you have given to Little Timmy constitutes a
violation of our Patent #6,754,472 - Method and apparatus
for transmitting power and data using the human body.
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&
r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,754,472.WKU.&OS=PN/6,754,472&RS=PN/6,754,
472
http://tinyurl.com/3c79o
Please cease an desist immediately from all such
violations.
Failure to comply may result in forfeiture of all
Micro$oft certifications.
Yours sincerely
Marshall C. Phelps,
V.P. Intellectual Property
Microsoft Corporation |
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 12:57 am Post subject: Re: My Dad Unplugged My Computer |
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"Marshall C. Phelps" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:2247201c45c7c$c5956960$a001280a@phx.gbl...
| Quote: | Frisbee wrote
Little Timmy (I'm sure that's his real name) needs to
just lay low for
now. In the mean time, Timmy, take your left hand, lick
your fingers, and
place one in the socket on the back of the computer.
Then lick your fingers
on your right hand and stick them into the closest wall
socket. This will
effectively "jump-start" the computer, and you're off and
surfing pr0n in no
time!
Dear Mr. Frisbee,
The advice you have given to Little Timmy constitutes a
violation of our Patent #6,754,472 - Method and apparatus
for transmitting power and data using the human body.
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&
r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,754,472.WKU.&OS=PN/6,754,472&RS=PN/6,754,
472
http://tinyurl.com/3c79o
Please cease an desist immediately from all such
violations.
Failure to comply may result in forfeiture of all
Micro$oft certifications.
Yours sincerely
Marshall C. Phelps,
V.P. Intellectual Property
Microsoft Corporation
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My nomination for the PotD.
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I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable. |
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Bilal
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:28 am Post subject: Re: My Dad Unplugged My Computer |
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hehe that's funny my dad used to take my keyboard or my
mouse when i was in school i used to manage without one of
them, i was able to still play games with the mouse or the
keyboard.
Bilal
| Quote: | -----Original Message-----
"Marshall C. Phelps"
anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:2247201c45c7c$c5956960$a001280a@phx.gbl...
Frisbee wrote
Little Timmy (I'm sure that's his real name) needs
to
just lay low for
now. In the mean time, Timmy, take your left hand,
lick
your fingers, and
place one in the socket on the back of the computer.
Then lick your fingers
on your right hand and stick them into the closest wall
socket. This will
effectively "jump-start" the computer, and you're off
and
surfing pr0n in no
time!
Dear Mr. Frisbee,
The advice you have given to Little Timmy constitutes a
violation of our Patent #6,754,472 - Method and
apparatus
for transmitting power and data using the human body.
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&
r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,754,472.WKU.&OS=PN/6,754,472&RS=PN/6,754,
472
http://tinyurl.com/3c79o
Please cease an desist immediately from all such
violations.
Failure to comply may result in forfeiture of all
Micro$oft certifications.
Yours sincerely
Marshall C. Phelps,
V.P. Intellectual Property
Microsoft Corporation
My nomination for the PotD.
--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely
certifiable.
.
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Neil
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 6:13 am Post subject: Re: My Dad Unplugged My Computer |
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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:BN6dnbPbZrIou0Ld4p2dnA@adelphia.com:
| Quote: | My nomination for the PotD.
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I'll second that, but I think it's kind of easy on a Sunday afternoon
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:33 am Post subject: Re: My Dad Unplugged My Computer |
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"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9515D7B8192D0neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
| Quote: | "TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:BN6dnbPbZrIou0Ld4p2dnA@adelphia.com:
My nomination for the PotD.
I'll second that, but I think it's kind of easy on a Sunday afternoon
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It's easy like Sunday morning.
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I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable. |
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Neil
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:37 am Post subject: Re: My Dad Unplugged My Computer |
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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Ce2dndHyQL8eHkLdRVn-
jg@adelphia.com:
| Quote: | "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9515D7B8192D0neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:BN6dnbPbZrIou0Ld4p2dnA@adelphia.com:
My nomination for the PotD.
I'll second that, but I think it's kind of easy on a Sunday afternoon
It's easy like Sunday morning.
--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.
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I go out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon
I'll be back again before it's time for sunnydown
I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening
Thursday I go waltzing to the Zoo
I come from London town
I'm just an ordinary guy
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre
I'm bound to be proposing on a Saturday night
There he goes again
I'll be lazing on a Sunday lazing on a Sunday
Lazing on a Sunday afternoon
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:19 am Post subject: Re: My Dad Unplugged My Computer |
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"Samm" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:<216a901c45ac6$5f72f3d0$a101280a@phx.gbl>...
| Quote: | Hey you guys my dad unplugged my computer and took the
black power cable. Where can you buy these since it came
with it, and I only thought they came with new computers
and you can't buy them seperately. I will steal one if I
need to.
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Do you have an IT staff where you work? They probably have drawers
full of them. I do. <sigh> I can't seem to make myself throw them
away.
catwalker |
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