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FrisbeeŽ
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 Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:03 am Post subject: OT: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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Dear Mr. Gates,
Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with
your firm.
I have received rejections from an unusually large number of
exceptionally well qualified organizations. With such a varied and
promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible
for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and
because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to
inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting
employment with your firm on the first of the month.
Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for
rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my
requirements for rejection change.
Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications
in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in
rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
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Fris "Stolen from Securecomp SpareRoom" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk
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Neil
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:12 am Post subject: Re: OT: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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FrisbeeŽ <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:#egQhcuWEHA.3716
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
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Dear Mr. Gates,
Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with
your firm.
regretablesnippage |
oh, that's a thing of beauty, that is...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Spyke
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:54 am Post subject: Re: OT: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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FrisbeeŽ <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:#egQhcuWEHA.3716
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | Dear Mr. Gates,
Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with
your firm.
snippage
Sincerely,
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I would nominate this for PoTW but I'm not a MCNGP member so I can't.
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Cheers,
Spyke |
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Neil
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:56 am Post subject: Re: OT: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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Spyke <spyke@mailinator.com> wrote in
news:Xns9513A1C909D6spykemailinator.com@207.46.248.16:
| Quote: | I would nominate this for PoTW but I'm not a MCNGP member so I can't.
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I don't think that should stop you....wait it didn't
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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The Poster Formerly Known
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:58 am Post subject: Re: OT: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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| Quote: | I would nominate this for PoTW but I'm not a MCNGP member so I can't.
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anyone can nominate a potw/d.
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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Ken Briscoe
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:05 am Post subject: Re: OT: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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"Spyke" <spyke@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9513A1C909D6spykemailinator.com@207.46.248.16...
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I would nominate this for PoTW but I'm not a MCNGP member so I can't.
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It don't make no nevermind. Nominate till you throw up.
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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com |
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:30 am Post subject: Re: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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"FrisbeeŽ" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:#egQhcuWEHA.3716@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
| Quote: | Dear Mr. Gates,
Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with
your firm.
I have received rejections from an unusually large number of
exceptionally well qualified organizations. With such a varied and
promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible
for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and
because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to
inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting
employment with your firm on the first of the month.
Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for
rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my
requirements for rejection change.
Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications
in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in
rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
--
Fris "Stolen from Securecomp SpareRoom" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
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Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really
well.
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I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable. |
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JaR
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:34 am Post subject: Re: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 16:30:08 -0400, TechGeekPro extemporised:
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Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really,
really well.
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to go ahead and have you come in tomorrow.
That'd be great.
JaR
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:58 am Post subject: Re: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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"JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.06.25.20.34.54.47496@softhome.net...
| Quote: | On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 16:30:08 -0400, TechGeekPro extemporised:
Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really,
really well.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to go ahead and have you come in tomorrow.
That'd be great.
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Well look, I already told you! I deal with the ****** customers so the
engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with
people! Can't you understand that? What the h*ll is wrong with you people?
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I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable. |
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Rick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject: Re: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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Where is my stapler
Rick |
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The Poster Formerly Known
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: Rejection Rejection Letter |
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| Quote: | Where is my stapler
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it's been outsourced.
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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