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Sandworm
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:36 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:eFAgODuXEHA.3988
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

Quote:

Well you should put up posters if the dog is gone.

Unless you live in a neighborhood with a Korean restaurant, in that case
your dog would be 'gone' permanently.....unless it was white, those ones
are considered sacred.

Neil
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:39 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:uaK37FuXEHA.2388@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

Quote:

it's a sad day when Micheal Jackson is quoted here...

Leave him alone.

Just stop dogging him around.

he's bad, he's bad, I know it

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

kpg
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:57 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

Quote:

11 commandments? Are you crazy...scratch that you're here so it's a

There were 15 until Moses dropped one of the tablets. I saw that in
a documentary called History of the World.

kpg

Jtyc
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:57 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

Quote:

he's bad, he's bad, I know it

Billy Jean is not his lover.

Sandworm
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:13 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:ODD82TuXEHA.3044
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

Quote:

11 commandments? Are you crazy...scratch that you're here so it's a

There were 15 until Moses dropped one of the tablets. I saw that in
a documentary called History of the World.

kpg

That's true I remember the same documentary, I even bought the DVD as well
as another documentary my Mel Brooks called Blazing Saddles regarding the
tribulations of the old west.

Kat
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:43 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

Quote:

10. Thou shalt not covet Kat. She's mine.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
OK< after the last post, this is just creepy smile

And you have my address.

Consultant, come protect me....

Personal threats aside, Highly amusng : Though I have to add an eleventh:

11. Though shall ask thy questions in understandable english

Kat

Kat
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:47 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

Quote:

10. Thou shalt not covet Kat. She's mine.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

These are good, however,
As to number 10, I wonder is a Ghirardelli's bribe might win her away

How much we talkin?

Kat- willing to jump ship for chocolate!

Consultant
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:55 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

there is no competition, everyone knows i am the biggest a-hole, you just
have the biggest a-hole.

"harryph" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:23bbf01c45eb1$48d16000$a501280a@phx.gbl...

Quote:

oh I'm so sorry, what I was trying to say is that you
people that call yourself the mcngp are a bunch of lame
idiots with very little to do. You should be putting your
time into something useful not demoting. My point is that
you all seem to spend a lot of time seeing who can be the
best a-hole. Think about it, I think yous are doing nearly
as much but for the ms cert. as all these brain bumpers,
you must do nearly nothing at work with all the posting
your doing (that's if yas really do have jobs)

regards

(p.s. keep up the good work I still enjoy reading your
post and the occasional link)

-----Original Message-----
at least try to make some sense while attempting to
demean people. moron.

anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:22ec701c45e75$9b8621a0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
mcngp are idiots if if you to this much trouble for a
crap
name, sad sad people
-----Original Message-----
We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to
form a more perfect
Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality,
provide for the
common user, promote the general intelligence, and
secure
the Blessings of
Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain
and establish this
Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE
newsgroup.

Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress
of the MCNGP, which
shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with
Consultant, Frisbee, and
other senior members as our Leaders.

Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of
Members chosen by
the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have
the
Qualifications
requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is
not
aware of the
qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not
qualified.

Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall
not have attained
the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure
form.
Due to mitigating
circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be
accepted.

Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall
have attained a
certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or
other illegitmate study
methods, such as not actually having used the product.

Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose
as a member one with
the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has
had
relations with
these members, or a donkey of any kind.

Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge
of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters
asking how to attain
MCSE qualification need not apply.

Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with
tinyurl, or some other
variation, and use it whenever appropriate.

Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per
year, in order to
celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer
will
be provided. Steak
and Lobster will be served. All members shall be
treated
as the God like
beings they are.

Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its
Proceedings, punish its
Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the
Concurrence of no one, expel
a Member for any reason they see fit.

Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.

Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and
collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for
the
common Defence and
general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties,
Imposts and Excises shall
be uniform throughout the Newsgroup

Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the
Microsoft
Newsgroup;

Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations,
and
among the several
States, and with the Indian Tribes;

Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of
Naturalization,
and uniform Laws on
the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the
World;

Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof,
and
of foreign Coin,
and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all
know the imperial
system needs improving on. The new system shall be
metric, for all MCNGP'
ers, punishable by death.

Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of
counterfeiting
the Securities and
current Coin of the MCNGP;

Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for
all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password

Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with
grande
ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make
no
sense, and provide
the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with
the wage and
promotion they deserve.

.

.

KITTY KAT
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:28 am Post subject: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

You Kat, if you need something to do, make me a grilled
cheese.

Quote:

-----Original Message-----
We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to
form a more perfect
Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality,
provide for the
common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure
the Blessings of
Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain
and establish this
Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE
newsgroup.

Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress
of the MCNGP, which
shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with
Consultant, Frisbee, and
other senior members as our Leaders.

Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of
Members chosen by
the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the
Qualifications
requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not
aware of the
qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not
qualified.

Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall
not have attained
the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form.
Due to mitigating
circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be
accepted.

Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall
have attained a
certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or
other illegitmate study
methods, such as not actually having used the product.

Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose
as a member one with
the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had
relations with
these members, or a donkey of any kind.

Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge
of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters
asking how to attain
MCSE qualification need not apply.

Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with
tinyurl, or some other
variation, and use it whenever appropriate.

Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per
year, in order to
celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will
be provided. Steak
and Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated
as the God like
beings they are.

Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its
Proceedings, punish its
Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the
Concurrence of no one, expel
a Member for any reason they see fit.

Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.

Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and
collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the
common Defence and
general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties,
Imposts and Excises shall
be uniform throughout the Newsgroup

Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft
Newsgroup;

Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and
among the several
States, and with the Indian Tribes;

Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization,
and uniform Laws on
the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the
World;

Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and
of foreign Coin,
and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all
know the imperial
system needs improving on. The new system shall be
metric, for all MCNGP'
ers, punishable by death.

Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting
the Securities and
current Coin of the MCNGP;

Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for
all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password

Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande
ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make no
sense, and provide
the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with
the wage and
promotion they deserve.

.

Neil
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:02 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:ODD82TuXEHA.3044
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

Quote:

11 commandments? Are you crazy...scratch that you're here so it's a

There were 15 until Moses dropped one of the tablets. I saw that in
a documentary called History of the World.

kpg

they never did make part II...I've been waiting....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:07 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

Sandworm <sandworm@huntersthompsonisagenius.com> wrote in
news:ekwUjcuXEHA.1980@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

Quote:

That's true I remember the same documentary, I even bought the DVD as
well as another documentary my Mel Brooks called Blazing Saddles
regarding the tribulations of the old west.

space balls...

No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:08 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

"Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in news:u3HQYvuXEHA.3552
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

Quote:

Kat- willing to jump ship for chocolate!

remind me not to offer you any after the 18th or you'll drown...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:11 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:OmaJjTuXEHA.3668@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

Quote:

he's bad, he's bad, I know it

Billy Jean is not his lover.

beat it, just beat it....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:12 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

"Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in news:OU5CUtuXEHA.3480
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

Quote:

10. Thou shalt not covet Kat. She's mine.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
OK< after the last post, this is just creepy smile

And you have my address.
Consultant, come protect me....

Personal threats aside, Highly amusng : Though I have to add an eleventh:

11. Though shall ask thy questions in understandable english

Kat

it shall be reworked....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Jtyc
Guest

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:20 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

Quote:

beat it, just beat it....

You really turn me.
You knock me off my feet.

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