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Jtyc
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 Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:26 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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| Quote: | You really turn me.
You knock me off my feet.
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hmm... forgot the "on"... |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:30 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:OyZUgmvXEHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
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You really turn me.
You knock me off my feet.
hmm... forgot the "on"...
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please forget the 'on'...If you tell me I turn you on I will have to knock
you off your feet...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Jtyc
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:52 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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| Quote: | please forget the 'on'...If you tell me I turn you on I will have to knock
you off your feet...
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Thriller.... thriller... |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:30 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in news:OU5CUtuXEHA.3480
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | OK< after the last post, this is just creepy  And you have my address.
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do you mean you don't want me stalking you? It's taken me ages to get your
route down. and moving offices really thru me off. The nice people in your
old office were nice enough to tell me where you are now. I have my
telescope setup now and directed at your side of the building. But I don't
understand why you don't come by the windows much...
;)
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:31 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"KITTY KAT" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:23cd601c45ef1$9e252420$a301280a@phx.gbl:
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You Kat, if you need something to do, make me a grilled
cheese.
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back under the bridge troll...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Kat
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:31 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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His time in prison can easily explain that.
"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eBq$0zuXEHA.2544@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
| Quote: | there is no competition, everyone knows i am the biggest a-hole, you just
have the biggest a-hole.
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Kat
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:33 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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| Quote: | Kat- willing to jump ship for chocolate!
remind me not to offer you any after the 18th or you'll drown...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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For chocolate, it'd be worth it. I'll jump into the pool. Refreshing, yet
safe.
Kat- one Kat who CAN swim |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:34 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns9518C32D09781neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
| Quote: | it shall be reworked....
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it has been reworked:
The mpce.mcse/MCNGP 10 Commandments
1. Thou shalt not dump, request dumps, consort with dumpers or otherwise
lessen the MCSE certification lest I label thee with chalk's term.
2. Thou shalt learn the material to pass the test on thine own. Thou
shalt gain thy proficiency by using the product.
3. Thou shalt not provoke the MCNGP to wrath, lest your flesh be rended
from your bones.
4. Thou shalt google and reseach on thine own lest I smite thee.
5. Thou shalt not try to confuse. provoke not your MCNGP with questions
not in understandable english. Ask not how your little brother can attain
his MCSE. Ask not "why no you are serious, help me to answer find.
thanking you in advantage" lest you are labeled lame. Thou shalt not ask
lame questions and inflame my anger.
6. Thou shalt do the needfull should thy name be eddierox, Paisley Skye,
wongh or cobol. Down then across. Consort not with donkeys.
7. Thou shalt learn where the caps locks key is. Thou shalt not troll
8. Thou shalt pay homage to Consultant, Kline, Frisbee and other MCNGP.
They are your masters. They have endured your ilk in days past and should
be respected for not having smote thee instantly.
9. Thou shalt learn to use port 119. Show not thine ineptitude by using
the web interface.
10.Thou shalt post your pics if you are hawt. Or of you sister or mother
who is hawt.
I have left out the coveting Kat one cause that just seems
unreasonable...
;)
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Kat
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:35 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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Hahahaaa I have a window seat, Looo-sah.... And my old people share my
office, in the 100-year old crumbling building we now call home...
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9518D06F07EEDneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
| Quote: | "Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in news:OU5CUtuXEHA.3480
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
OK< after the last post, this is just creepy And you have my address.
do you mean you don't want me stalking you? It's taken me ages to get your
route down. and moving offices really thru me off. The nice people in your
old office were nice enough to tell me where you are now. I have my
telescope setup now and directed at your side of the building. But I don't
understand why you don't come by the windows much...
;)
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Kat
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:36 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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| Quote: | You Kat, if you need something to do, make me a grilled
cheese.
back under the bridge troll...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
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Yo- get yo ***-ass in the kitchen and bake me a pie! Cheesecake actually.
Kat - dairy queen |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:37 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in news:#ZwckuwXEHA.1980
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | And my old people share my
office, in the 100-year old crumbling building we now call home...
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dang I thought I had something there....
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Kat
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:46 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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| Quote: | The mpce.mcse/MCNGP 10 Commandments
1. Thou shalt not dump, request dumps, consort with dumpers or otherwise
lessen the MCSE certification lest I label thee with chalk's term.
2. Thou shalt learn the material to pass the test on thine own. Thou
shalt gain thy proficiency by using the product.
3. Thou shalt not provoke the MCNGP to wrath, lest your flesh be rended
from your bones.
4. Thou shalt google and reseach on thine own lest I smite thee.
5. Thou shalt not try to confuse. provoke not your MCNGP with questions
not in understandable english. Ask not how your little brother can attain
his MCSE. Ask not "why no you are serious, help me to answer find.
thanking you in advantage" lest you are labeled lame. Thou shalt not ask
lame questions and inflame my anger.
6. Thou shalt do the needfull should thy name be eddierox, Paisley Skye,
wongh or cobol. Down then across. Consort not with donkeys.
7. Thou shalt learn where the caps locks key is. Thou shalt not troll
8. Thou shalt pay homage to Consultant, Kline, Frisbee and other MCNGP.
They are your masters. They have endured your ilk in days past and should
be respected for not having smote thee instantly.
9. Thou shalt learn to use port 119. Show not thine ineptitude by using
the web interface.
10.Thou shalt post your pics if you are hawt. Or of you sister or mother
who is hawt.
I have left out the coveting Kat one cause that just seems
unreasonable...
;)
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Nominated PotD......
Kat
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Sandworm
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:57 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns9518C25BE5D00neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
| Quote: | Sandworm <sandworm@huntersthompsonisagenius.com> wrote in
news:ekwUjcuXEHA.1980@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
That's true I remember the same documentary, I even bought the DVD as
well as another documentary my Mel Brooks called Blazing Saddles
regarding the tribulations of the old west.
space balls...
No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!
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Actually, Space Balls is the long awaited sequel to History of the World
part I, don't you remember they said in the coming attractions at the end
about the Jews in Space? The title was obviously changed during script
revisions!!! |
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Sandworm
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:58 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns9518C1960BBF4neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
| Quote: | "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:ODD82TuXEHA.3044
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
11 commandments? Are you crazy...scratch that you're here so it's a
There were 15 until Moses dropped one of the tablets. I saw that in
a documentary called History of the World.
kpg
they never did make part II...I've been waiting....
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Like I said in the other post, Space Balls is Jews in Space, the title
was changed during script revisions. |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:09 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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Sandworm <sandworm@huntersthompsonisagenius.com> wrote in
news:em70W7wXEHA.2388@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | long awaited sequel to History of the World
part I,
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ok, if you have to look at it that way...
just they missed about 1000 yeas or so....
;)
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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