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Kat
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 Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:44 am Post subject: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more perfect
Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide for the
common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the Blessings of
Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain and establish this
Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.
Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the MCNGP, which
shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with Consultant, Frisbee, and
other senior members as our Leaders.
Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of Members chosen by
the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the Qualifications
requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not aware of the
qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not qualified.
Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained
the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form. Due to mitigating
circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be accepted.
Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained a
certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other illegitmate study
methods, such as not actually having used the product.
Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose as a member one with
the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had relations with
these members, or a donkey of any kind.
Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters asking how to attain
MCSE qualification need not apply.
Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with tinyurl, or some other
variation, and use it whenever appropriate.
Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per year, in order to
celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will be provided. Steak
and Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated as the God like
beings they are.
Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its
Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of no one, expel
a Member for any reason they see fit.
Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.
Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and
general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall
be uniform throughout the Newsgroup
Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft Newsgroup;
Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several
States, and with the Indian Tribes;
Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on
the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the World;
Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin,
and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all know the imperial
system needs improving on. The new system shall be metric, for all MCNGP'
ers, punishable by death.
Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and
current Coin of the MCNGP;
Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password
Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make no sense, and provide
the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with the wage and
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FrisbeeŽ
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:03 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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Kat wrote:
| Quote: | We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more
perfect Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality,
provide for the common user, promote the general intelligence, and
secure the Blessings of Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's,
do ordain and establish this Constitution for the
Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.
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Very nice, Kat, but what were you doing up at 12:44 AM this morning?
This article should probably be posted once a month.
--
Fris "KatBot" beeŽ, MCNGP #13
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics |
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Ken Briscoe
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 6:25 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
news:eYQF0zlXEHA.2840@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
| Quote: | Free beer will be provided.
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If it's free and it's flowing, it's me and I'm going.
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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com |
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Consultant
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:19 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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at least try to make some sense while attempting to demean people. moron.
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:22ec701c45e75$9b8621a0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
| Quote: | mcngp are idiots if if you to this much trouble for a crap
name, sad sad people
-----Original Message-----
We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to
form a more perfect
Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality,
provide for the
common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure
the Blessings of
Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain
and establish this
Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE
newsgroup.
Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress
of the MCNGP, which
shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with
Consultant, Frisbee, and
other senior members as our Leaders.
Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of
Members chosen by
the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the
Qualifications
requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not
aware of the
qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not
qualified.
Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall
not have attained
the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form.
Due to mitigating
circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be
accepted.
Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall
have attained a
certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or
other illegitmate study
methods, such as not actually having used the product.
Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose
as a member one with
the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had
relations with
these members, or a donkey of any kind.
Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge
of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters
asking how to attain
MCSE qualification need not apply.
Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with
tinyurl, or some other
variation, and use it whenever appropriate.
Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per
year, in order to
celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will
be provided. Steak
and Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated
as the God like
beings they are.
Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its
Proceedings, punish its
Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the
Concurrence of no one, expel
a Member for any reason they see fit.
Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.
Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and
collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the
common Defence and
general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties,
Imposts and Excises shall
be uniform throughout the Newsgroup
Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft
Newsgroup;
Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and
among the several
States, and with the Indian Tribes;
Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization,
and uniform Laws on
the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the
World;
Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and
of foreign Coin,
and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all
know the imperial
system needs improving on. The new system shall be
metric, for all MCNGP'
ers, punishable by death.
Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting
the Securities and
current Coin of the MCNGP;
Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for
all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password
Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande
ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make no
sense, and provide
the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with
the wage and
promotion they deserve.
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harryph
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:48 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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oh I'm so sorry, what I was trying to say is that you
people that call yourself the mcngp are a bunch of lame
idiots with very little to do. You should be putting your
time into something useful not demoting. My point is that
you all seem to spend a lot of time seeing who can be the
best a-hole. Think about it, I think yous are doing nearly
as much but for the ms cert. as all these brain bumpers,
you must do nearly nothing at work with all the posting
your doing (that's if yas really do have jobs)
regards
(p.s. keep up the good work I still enjoy reading your
post and the occasional link)
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at least try to make some sense while attempting to
demean people. moron.
anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:22ec701c45e75$9b8621a0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
mcngp are idiots if if you to this much trouble for a
crap
name, sad sad people
-----Original Message-----
We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to
form a more perfect
Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality,
provide for the
common user, promote the general intelligence, and
secure
the Blessings of
Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain
and establish this
Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE
newsgroup.
Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress
of the MCNGP, which
shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with
Consultant, Frisbee, and
other senior members as our Leaders.
Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of
Members chosen by
the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have
the
Qualifications
requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is
not
aware of the
qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not
qualified.
Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall
not have attained
the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure
form.
Due to mitigating
circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be
accepted.
Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall
have attained a
certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or
other illegitmate study
methods, such as not actually having used the product.
Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose
as a member one with
the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has
had
relations with
these members, or a donkey of any kind.
Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge
of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters
asking how to attain
MCSE qualification need not apply.
Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with
tinyurl, or some other
variation, and use it whenever appropriate.
Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per
year, in order to
celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer
will
be provided. Steak
and Lobster will be served. All members shall be
treated
as the God like
beings they are.
Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its
Proceedings, punish its
Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the
Concurrence of no one, expel
a Member for any reason they see fit.
Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.
Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and
collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for
the
common Defence and
general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties,
Imposts and Excises shall
be uniform throughout the Newsgroup
Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the
Microsoft
Newsgroup;
Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations,
and
among the several
States, and with the Indian Tribes;
Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of
Naturalization,
and uniform Laws on
the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the
World;
Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof,
and
of foreign Coin,
and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all
know the imperial
system needs improving on. The new system shall be
metric, for all MCNGP'
ers, punishable by death.
Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of
counterfeiting
the Securities and
current Coin of the MCNGP;
Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for
all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password
Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with
grande
ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make
no
sense, and provide
the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with
the wage and
promotion they deserve.
.
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kpg
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:07 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
news:eYQF0zlXEHA.2840@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
| Quote: | # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\132946.htm (6/30/2004 10:03:06
AM) #
We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more perfect
Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide for the
common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the Blessings of
Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain and establish this
Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.
Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the MCNGP,
which
shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with Consultant, Frisbee,
and
other senior members as our Leaders.
Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of Members chosen by
the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the Qualifications
requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not aware of the
qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not qualified.
Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained
the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form. Due to mitigating
circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be accepted.
Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained a
certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other illegitmate
study
methods, such as not actually having used the product.
Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose as a member one
with
the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had relations with
these members, or a donkey of any kind.
Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters asking how to attain
MCSE qualification need not apply.
Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with tinyurl, or some other
variation, and use it whenever appropriate.
Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per year, in order to
celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will be provided.
Steak
and Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated as the God like
beings they are.
Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish
its
Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of no one,
expel
a Member for any reason they see fit.
Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.
Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence
and
general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises
shall
be uniform throughout the Newsgroup
Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft Newsgroup;
Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several
States, and with the Indian Tribes;
Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws
on
the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the World;
Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin,
and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all know the imperial
system needs improving on. The new system shall be metric, for all MCNGP'
ers, punishable by death.
Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities
and
current Coin of the MCNGP;
Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password
Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make no sense, and
provide
the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with the wage and
promotion they deserve.
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Good work.
Now who wants to write the MCNGP National Anthem?
(I believe Politician Spock had a parody of YMCA that was pretty good.)
kpg MCNGP 0x22 |
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Neil
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:13 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in
news:eYQF0zlXEHA.2840@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained
a certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other
illegitmate study methods, such as not actually having used the
product.
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nice....
well done kitty...
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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kpg
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The Poster Formerly Known
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:32 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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| Quote: | oh I'm so sorry, what I was trying to say is that you
.... very badly, I may add. |
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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The Poster Formerly Known
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:32 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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| Quote: | mcngp are idiots if if you to this much trouble for a crap
name, sad sad people
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your grammar is worse than mine - you must a retard!
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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Neil
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:45 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in news:eaCY66rXEHA.1128
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
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There was another clausein there where Neil was to pay for this
uyears cruise/MCNGP meeting...bu I took it out 
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very wise....the revolt would have been messy
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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JaR
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:50 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:
| Quote: | mcngp are idiots if if you to this much trouble for a crap
name, sad sad people
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Well, for you it probably would have been a lot of work. For someone
like Kat, it was no trouble at all.
JaR
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Neil
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:09 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in news:eaCY66rXEHA.1128
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | I'm glad to see some people appreciate my late night meanderings.
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meander over my way one late night...I'd appreciate it...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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billyw
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:45 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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erm...
well...
hmmmm...
phfffff...
not get out a lot?
"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
news:eYQF0zlXEHA.2840@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
| Quote: | We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more perfect
Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide for the
common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the Blessings of
Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain and establish this
Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.
Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the MCNGP,
which
shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with Consultant, Frisbee,
and
other senior members as our Leaders.
Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of Members chosen by
the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the Qualifications
requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not aware of the
qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not qualified.
Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained
the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form. Due to mitigating
circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be accepted.
Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained a
certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other illegitmate
study
methods, such as not actually having used the product.
Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose as a member one
with
the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had relations with
these members, or a donkey of any kind.
Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters asking how to attain
MCSE qualification need not apply.
Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with tinyurl, or some other
variation, and use it whenever appropriate.
Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per year, in order to
celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will be provided.
Steak
and Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated as the God like
beings they are.
Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish
its
Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of no one,
expel
a Member for any reason they see fit.
Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.
Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties,
Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence
and
general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises
shall
be uniform throughout the Newsgroup
Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft Newsgroup;
Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several
States, and with the Indian Tribes;
Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws
on
the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the World;
Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin,
and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all know the imperial
system needs improving on. The new system shall be metric, for all MCNGP'
ers, punishable by death.
Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities
and
current Coin of the MCNGP;
Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password
Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make no sense, and
provide
the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with the wage and
promotion they deserve.
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Sandworm
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:12 am Post subject: Re: MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat |
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"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in
news:eYQF0zlXEHA.2840@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more
perfect Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide
for the common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the
Blessings of Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain
and establish this Constitution for the
Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.
Article. I.
Section 1.
All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the MCNGP,
which shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with Consultant,
Frisbee, and other senior members as our Leaders.
Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of Members chosen
by the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the
Qualifications requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is
not aware of the qualifications, and can not look them up, they are
not qualified.
Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have
attained the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form. Due
to mitigating circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be
accepted.
Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained
a certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other
illegitmate study methods, such as not actually having used the
product.
Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose as a member
one with the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had
relations with these members, or a donkey of any kind.
Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge of networking,
Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters asking how to
attain MCSE qualification need not apply.
Section. 3.
Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with tinyurl, or some
other variation, and use it whenever appropriate.
Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per year, in order
to celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will be
provided. Steak and Lobster will be served. All members shall be
treated as the God like beings they are.
Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings,
punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence
of no one, expel a Member for any reason they see fit.
Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.
Section. 8.
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes,
Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the
common Defence and general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties,
Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the Newsgroup
Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft Newsgroup;
Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the
several States, and with the Indian Tribes;
Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform
Laws on the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the World;
Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign
Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all know the
imperial system needs improving on. The new system shall be metric,
for all MCNGP' ers, punishable by death.
Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the
Securities and current Coin of the MCNGP;
Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for all users not
intelligent enough to remember their password
Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande ideas of
implementing various projects which by all means make no sense, and
provide the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with the
wage and promotion they deserve.
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Son of a Bi@#h!!!! Hey you ripped of my idea....I was working on this,
how can the 'Thomas Jefferson' of the MCNGP be a girl!!!!!
Oh well, last time I mention something before I complete it.
Sandworm
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