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Brat®
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 Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 2:30 am Post subject: OT: Men & Women |
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
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A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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Sue MCNGP #69
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Kat
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 2:30 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
__________________
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
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Good one Sue  Got it in one. |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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Perfect!
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional
MCNGP newbie
"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
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"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
__________________
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
Good one Sue Got it in one.
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Sandworm
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 3:32 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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So your all starting the "She woman's man hater club" now? |
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Sandworm
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:30 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in news:eXfL7q9XEHA.2844
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"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
news:Fy3Fc.67197$Np3.3218469@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
__________________
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
Good one Sue Got it in one.
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and after all I've never done for you..... |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:31 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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There, there . . .
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional
MCNGP newbie
"Sandworm" <sandworm@huntersthompsonisagenius.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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Perfect!
So your all starting the "She woman's man hater club" now? |
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Kat
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:32 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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"Sandworm" <sandworm@huntersthompsonisagenius.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in news:eXfL7q9XEHA.2844
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"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
__________________
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
Good one Sue Got it in one.
and after all I've never done for you.....
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exactly. |
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Kat
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:35 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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Honey, theclub's been there since the beginning of time. You're just now
realizing it exists (like most men....psht)
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| Quote: | "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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Perfect!
So your all starting the "She woman's man hater club" now? |
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Kat
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:36 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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Spoken by a true woman ;)
"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Perfect!
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional
MCNGP newbie
"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
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"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
__________________
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 6:30 am Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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Or a truly irritated woman. <g>
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional
MCNGP newbie
"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Spoken by a true woman ;)
"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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Perfect!
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional
MCNGP newbie
"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
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"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
__________________
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
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Frisbee®
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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Brat® wrote:
| Quote: | A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
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This one outta make me really popular with the chycks here:
Why does a doctor spank a newborn baby?
To knock the p3nis off the stupid ones.
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Sandworm
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:#geG2UDYEHA.1656
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| Quote: | Brat® wrote:
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
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This one outta make me really popular with the chycks here:
Why does a doctor spank a newborn baby?
To knock the p3nis off the stupid ones.
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SPLITTER!!!! |
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Frisbee®
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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Sandworm wrote:
| Quote: | Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in
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Brat® wrote:
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
Snip
This one outta make me really popular with the chycks here:
Why does a doctor spank a newborn baby?
To knock the p3nis off the stupid ones.
SPLITTER!!!!
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Maybe that joke was a bit too cerebral?
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Consultant
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 2:30 pm Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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ladies, you just haven't had the opportunity to meet the right man, me. i'd
be more then happy to meet you two ladies for a fun filled weekend in a
suite in Vegas, just the three of us, leaving our inhibitions at the door.
"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Or a truly irritated woman. <g
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional
MCNGP newbie
"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
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Spoken by a true woman ;)
"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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Perfect!
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional
MCNGP newbie
"Kat" <mistyNOFRIGGENSPAM@flynt.org> wrote in message
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"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
__________________
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love, to forgive him;
And Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 2:30 pm Post subject: Re: Men & Women |
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On 02 Jul 2004 "Consultant" blathered:
| Quote: | ladies, you just haven't had the opportunity to meet the right man, me. i'd
be more then happy to meet you two ladies for a fun filled weekend in a
suite in Vegas, just the three of us, leaving our inhibitions at the door.
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Freaky tiki. But first, you need to power up your babe magnet; self-tanning
cream, fresh hair plugs and a complete wax job on the ol' chasis. Ouch!
Slow down ladies, there's enough "Consultant" for everyone. Huh, huh, huh,
huh, huh!
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