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Neil
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 Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in news:#Ht6aaQaEHA.1152
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"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95259200CA4DFneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in
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That might work but they would still open virus infected emails.
Lusers- you can't teach them anything yet you can't kill them.
YOU _CAN'T_ KILL THEM?!?!
crap, I better bury these in a hurry...
GOOD LUCK IN PRISON
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***YAWN***
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Neil
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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| Quote: | You can bruise them a little, though.
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as in "whip them beat them make them write bad checks"? and you know this
how?
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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molsonexpert
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
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"fygar" <cpudoc10@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:22:43 -0700, "Consultant"
consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote:
i say you just deploy metaframe and winterminals
Perhaps I could lock the desktop down to an Outlook and a Word icon
and be done with it.
...butch()
That might work but they would still open virus infected emails. Lusers-
you
can't teach them anything yet you can't kill them.
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I wouldn't want to kill them--they're keeping me employed. I'm sure the
majority of people here have at least once helped a desparate user who
couldn't log in because their caps lock was on. I can live with this sort of
minor irritation as long as I have a mortgage to pay.
Steve |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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The "fear of Kelley" still reigns in my former office. And I've been gone a
year.
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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You can bruise them a little, though.
as in "whip them beat them make them write bad checks"? and you know this
how?
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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Neil
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:uZg2x4QaEHA.3692
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| Quote: | How do you make a throne of lusers? Everytime I try it, they wiggle
around and make me spill my beer. Euthanizing them first is illegal in
my state.
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tazer....any questions
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Neil MCNGP #30
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Neil
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:#974g7QaEHA.4032
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| Quote: | you are a god among men
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In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king...
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Neil MCNGP #30
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Neil
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
news:eTFBg8QaEHA.2944@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | The "fear of Kelley" still reigns in my former office. And I've been
gone a year.
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so they had you removed when you started wearing fatigues to work and
drolling a lot? you didn't work at the post office did you?
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Neil MCNGP #30
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fygar
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 12:07:27 -0700, Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com>
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| Quote: | fygar <cpudoc10@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:l3b8f0dr4nge3sssunu5mqvkfshg22b1o5@4ax.com:
but if they refuse to
learn and allow me and the other IT staff members the time to work on
more loftier things like improving and securing the network, then we
are doomed to chasing phantom problems like the Caps Lock key,
what are you new? this isn't rocket science. end lusers have been a
throne since day one and no they will never learn. and god bless 'em
becuase I don't have to think to look like a friggin genius becuase of
that. Now if you will excuse me I have to inform a user how to print
now...
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Well I was working on gov't contracts installing large networks for a
few years and I was insulated from the users. That spoiled me I guess.
I've been back in the support IT shop for a little over a year now. I
still haven't gotten over the shock. Especially when "educated" people
ask the same questions over and over.
....butch() |
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Consultant
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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you are a god among men
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns952599D9DD4ADneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
| Quote: | fygar <cpudoc10@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:l3b8f0dr4nge3sssunu5mqvkfshg22b1o5@4ax.com:
but if they refuse to
learn and allow me and the other IT staff members the time to work on
more loftier things like improving and securing the network, then we
are doomed to chasing phantom problems like the Caps Lock key,
what are you new? this isn't rocket science. end lusers have been a
throne since day one and no they will never learn. and god bless 'em
becuase I don't have to think to look like a friggin genius becuase of
that. Now if you will excuse me I have to inform a user how to print
now...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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JaR
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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Neil wrote:
| Quote: | what are you new? this isn't rocket science. end lusers have been a
throne since day one and no they will never learn. and god bless 'em
becuase I don't have to think to look like a friggin genius becuase of
that. Now if you will excuse me I have to inform a user how to print
now...
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How do you make a throne of lusers? Everytime I try it, they wiggle
around and make me spill my beer. Euthanizing them first is illegal in
my state.
JaR
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Neil
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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fygar <cpudoc10@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:l3b8f0dr4nge3sssunu5mqvkfshg22b1o5@4ax.com:
| Quote: | but if they refuse to
learn and allow me and the other IT staff members the time to work on
more loftier things like improving and securing the network, then we
are doomed to chasing phantom problems like the Caps Lock key,
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what are you new? this isn't rocket science. end lusers have been a
throne since day one and no they will never learn. and god bless 'em
becuase I don't have to think to look like a friggin genius becuase of
that. Now if you will excuse me I have to inform a user how to print
now...
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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?" |
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JaR
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:34 pm Post subject: Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (Was: Freaking l'users) |
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JaR wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/6n9j7
Self explanatory.
JaR
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Consultant
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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i've seen and i saw today
"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | urinate in peoples cubes
I know of someone where I work that does that.
You should see what he does to the toilets...
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Jtyc
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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| Quote: | and plugged the printer into a usb-to-ps2 adapter and into the ps2 mouse
port. I still haven't stopped laughing.
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And that's funny.... why?
*confused* |
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Jtyc
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| Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:31 pm Post subject: Re: Freaking l'users |
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| Quote: | urinate in peoples cubes
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I know of someone where I work that does that.
You should see what he does to the toilets... |
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