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Kat
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 Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | On Jul 18, 2004 "catwalker63" blathered:
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!
No,you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police,
and
then, you're going to go to jail.
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I am going to kill you... No NO, just kidding!~ hehe
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Kat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | On Jul 18, 2004 "catwalker63" blathered:
Arnie, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage
B.
We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get.
So
if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there,
that
would be terrific, OK?
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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On Jul 18, 2004 "Kat" blathered: news:uaMl0lTbEHA.1652@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl
| Quote: | I am going to kill you... No NO, just kidding!~ hehe
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You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to
rush you! :-p
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:31 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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On Jul 18, 2004 "Kat" blathered: news:u#bhPmTbEHA.2812@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl
| Quote: | It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
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Ahhh... my favorite line from that movie. Well that and:
Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the g*dd*mn
customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at
dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the h*ll is wrong with
you people?
But that's more than a line, isn't it?
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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On Jul 18, 2004 "Kat" blathered: news:e5dSzjTbEHA.3664@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl
| Quote: | Just because I Paki does not mean I stink!
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catwalker63 already used that line in this thread
news:efOhB6QbEHA.384@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:31 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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On Jul 18, 2004 "Kat" blathered: news:#u9DkjTbEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl
| Quote: | All the males I know fart and grunt and distract you.
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Hey! I resemble that remark.
*poot* Ooops... excuse me.
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TechGeekPro
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Kat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | On Jul 18, 2004 "Kat" blathered:
news:uaMl0lTbEHA.1652@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl
I am going to kill you... No NO, just kidding!~ hehe
You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to
rush you! :-p
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!"
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Yoo No Dam Rite!
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Kat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | On Jul 18, 2004 "Kat" blathered:
news:u#bhPmTbEHA.2812@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl
It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
Ahhh... my favorite line from that movie. Well that and:
Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the g*dd*mn
customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good
at
dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the h*ll is wrong
with
you people?
But that's more than a line, isn't it?
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!"
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I'm thinking about taking that new guy from Logistics. If things go right I
might be showing him my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
Kat
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Paul Lynch
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 13:08:09 -0700, "Arnie Goldstein"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:
| Quote: | I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
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Maybe he was trying to pass you the answers using 'l33t ph@rt k0de'
Regards,
Paul Lynch
MCSE |
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Frisbee®
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:31 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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Network Guru wrote:
| Quote: | "Arnie Goldstein" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message news:2f9ae01c46d02$f23813a0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
I'd like to relate a similar incident I experienced while taking the
WOSSA I MCSD exam in mid 1995. I had scheduled an appointment to
take the test at 10 AM on a Tuesday morning. I arrived at the
testing center at 9:45 AM. Shortly after my arrival, "John" arrived
to take the Windows 3.1 Exam. After we both signed in, John asked the
receptionist the location of the mens room. A few minutes later I
thought I'd hit the head. The receptionist informed me I'd have to
wait until John was finsihed as the restroom contained only one
toilet. After hearing the whooooosh of the toilet flushing, and
observing John leaving, I entered the mens room. However, upon
entering, I noticed a HUGE Log flotating about in the water. In
addition, the room stunk!!!!! I made a hasty retreat to the test
taking area. "Dude", I said. "you really stunk that place up and
left a big havana omelet in the toilet." "I flushed it" john said is
his burly voice. Ther size of this turd was immense. In addition to
his thick glasses and beady eyes, John sported a huge pot belly and
love handles with a full grown beard and moustache. One can only
wonder what his diet consisted of to produce a turd of such mammoth
proportions. We both commenced taking our exams at 10:10 AM with our
backs facing each other. While the test admin was watching us like a
Hawk through the office window, ten minutes into the exam, John
flatulated and it produced an extremely high decible level. About 30
seconds later I caught a whiff of a fecal odor. John raised his hand
and asked to be excused. As he made his way to the mens room, I
noticed a big wet spot on his backside. His fart was liquid!
PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUU. I was almost nauseated, but somehow managed to
finish the exam and pass by a comfortable margin. I have never taken
an exam at this test center since that memorable incident. Everytime
I drive or ride my bicycle past it, I have vivid recollections of the
big turd.
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Nice, NG. Not quite Vigo material, but then I'm not at that level of
writing either.
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kpg
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:30 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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| Quote: | you should try liking kens balls that somtimes helps
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Which on, left, right, or middle? |
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Neil
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:eOPKacZbEHA.2340
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | Nice, NG. Not quite Vigo material, but then I'm not at that level of
writing either.
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actually made me nauseous. Good work though…
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