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Arnie Goldstein
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 Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH! |
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The Poster Formerly Known
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:30 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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| Quote: | you should try liking kens balls that somtimes helps
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are you sure?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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The Poster Formerly Known
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:30 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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| Quote: | I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
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did the person stink?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:30 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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you should try liking kens balls that somtimes helps
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I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that
was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
did the person stink?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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The Poster Formerly Known
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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| Quote: | Just because he's a paki doesn't mean he stinks!
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you shut up!!!
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP
"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Just because he's a paki doesn't mean he stinks!
you shut up!!!
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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Network Guru
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:30 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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"Arnie Goldstein" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:2f9ae01c46d02$f23813a0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
| Quote: | I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
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I'd like to relate a similar incident I experienced while taking the WOSSA I
MCSD exam in mid 1995. I had scheduled an appointment to take the test at
10 AM on a Tuesday morning. I arrived at the testing center at 9:45 AM.
Shortly after my arrival, "John" arrived to take the Windows 3.1 Exam.
After we both signed in, John asked the receptionist the location of the
mens room. A few minutes later I thought I'd hit the head. The
receptionist informed me I'd have to wait until John was finsihed as the
restroom contained only one toilet. After hearing the whooooosh of the
toilet flushing, and observing John leaving, I entered the mens room.
However, upon entering, I noticed a HUGE Log flotating about in the water.
In addition, the room stunk!!!!! I made a hasty retreat to the test taking
area. "Dude", I said. "you really stunk that place up and left a big
havana omelet in the toilet." "I flushed it" john said is his burly voice.
Ther size of this turd was immense. In addition to his thick glasses and
beady eyes, John sported a huge pot belly and love handles with a full grown
beard and moustache. One can only wonder what his diet consisted of to
produce a turd of such mammoth proportions. We both commenced taking our
exams at 10:10 AM with our backs facing each other. While the test admin
was watching us like a Hawk through the office window, ten minutes into the
exam, John flatulated and it produced an extremely high decible level.
About 30 seconds later I caught a whiff of a fecal odor. John raised his
hand and asked to be excused. As he made his way to the mens room, I
noticed a big wet spot on his backside. His fart was liquid!
PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUU. I was almost nauseated, but somehow managed to finish
the exam and pass by a comfortable margin. I have never taken an exam at
this test center since that memorable incident. Everytime I drive or ride
my bicycle past it, I have vivid recollections of the big turd. |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:31 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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Hasn't helped me.
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP
"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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| Quote: | you should try liking kens balls that somtimes helps
are you sure?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:31 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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Just because he's a paki doesn't mean he stinks!
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP
"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:jenlf0t4tt8ecf5s5hkur10483t7b0hjij@4ax.com...
| Quote: | I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
did the person stink?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 |
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catwalker63
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| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:31 pm Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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Arnie, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.
We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So
if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that
would be terrific, OK?
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Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP
"Arnie Goldstein" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:2f9ae01c46d02$f23813a0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
| Quote: | I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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On Jul 18, 2004 "catwalker63" blathered:
| Quote: | Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!
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No,you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and
then, you're going to go to jail.
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" |
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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On Jul 18, 2004 "catwalker63" blathered:
| Quote: | Arnie, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B.
We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So
if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that
would be terrific, OK?
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Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" |
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Kat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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did the person stink?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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Just because I Paki does not mean I stink!
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Kat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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Hate to tell you Arnie, but thats just how it is in IT. All the males I know
fart and grunt and distract you. if you can't perform under those
conditions, then, well, you don't deserve to pass.
I recommend you start hanging around Ken more often to gain practice. Good
luck next time.
Kat
"Arnie Goldstein" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was
behind me in the testing center that was farting and
grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH!
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Kat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:30 am Post subject: Re: RAGING MAD AND ANGRY |
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"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:thqlf0dhvtj23koc607bvmct6ih5ku05ro@4ax.com...
| Quote: | you should try liking kens balls that somtimes helps
are you sure?
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
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When chewed like amint, it helps freshen the breath marginally. At least,
that's what Consultant tells me.
Kat |
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