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TechGeekPro
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 Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:31 pm Post subject: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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Dear Sirs,
I regret to inform you that I shall no longer be able to click on anymore of
your http://www.outpimp.com/?x=xxxxxx links. I appreciate your patronage.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" |
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nerd32768
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:30 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Pimps |
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"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns952E745F99D84TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142...
| Quote: | Dear Sirs,
I regret to inform you that I shall no longer be able to click on anymore
of
your http://www.outpimp.com/?x=xxxxxx links. I appreciate your patronage.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!"
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I can give you coupons for discounted bitches, you just have to go to
http://www.outpimp.com/?x=395579 |
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Consultant
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:31 pm Post subject: Re: MCNGP Pimps |
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im the king pimp. where's my money, biatch
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns952E745F99D84TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142...
| Quote: | Dear Sirs,
I regret to inform you that I shall no longer be able to click on anymore
of
your http://www.outpimp.com/?x=xxxxxx links. I appreciate your patronage.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" |
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Neil
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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On Jul 22, 2004 "Neil" blathered:
I will not click them with my mouse,
I will not click them in my house.
I will not click them with a goat,
I will not click them on a boat.
I will not click them here or there,
I will not click them anywhere.
I do not like those outpimip links,
I do not like them tgp thinks.
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" |
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FrisbeeŽ
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:31 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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Neil wrote:
| Quote: | babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns952E8951F753TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142:
I will not click them with my mouse,
I will not click them in my house.
I will not click them with a goat,
I will not click them on a boat.
I will not click them here or there,
I will not click them anywhere.
I do not like those outpimip links,
I do not like them tgp thinks.
nice...but if you do that again I will post the rap version of "green
eggs and ham"
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He's not bluffing. He'll do it. |
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:32 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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On Jul 22, 2004 "Neil" blathered:
| Quote: | nice...but if you do that again I will post the rap version of "green
eggs and ham"
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Oooooohhh... I'm so scared! Ya PIMP!
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:33 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns952E8951F753TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142:
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I will not click them with my mouse,
I will not click them in my house.
I will not click them with a goat,
I will not click them on a boat.
I will not click them here or there,
I will not click them anywhere.
I do not like those outpimip links,
I do not like them tgp thinks.
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nice...but if you do that again I will post the rap version of "green
eggs and ham"
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Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. |
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TechGeekPro
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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On Jul 22, 2004 "Neil" blathered:
| Quote: | babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns952E8B2EC6742TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142:
nice...but if you do that again I will post the rap version of "green
eggs and ham"
Oooooohhh... I'm so scared! Ya PIMP!
you asked for it
snipped rap lyrics |
Yo! Fo' real do'. Peace out, yo.
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TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns952EA18462FC3TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142:
| Quote: | On Jul 22, 2004 "Neil" blathered:
babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns952E8B2EC6742TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142:
nice...but if you do that again I will post the rap version of
"green
eggs and ham"
Oooooohhh... I'm so scared! Ya PIMP!
you asked for it
snipped rap lyrics
Yo! Fo' real do'. Peace out, yo.
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fine now don't ever make me do it again....
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Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:31 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns952E8B2EC6742TechGeekPro@216.196.97.142:
| Quote: | nice...but if you do that again I will post the rap version of "green
eggs and ham"
Oooooohhh... I'm so scared! Ya PIMP!
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you asked for it
Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick
'Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flick
Think twice before you cuss and shout "*** *** ***"
Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham.
There was a little yellow man called Sam-I-Am
That's me!
I don't like you, Sam-I-Am
Well, that's fine, that's cool, I understand
But do you like green eggs and ham?
I don't like green eggs and ham
No, I don't like 'em, Sam-I-Am
Would you like them here or there?
I wouldn't like them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am
No, I don't like green eggs and ham
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
Maybe you can't hear, you got something in your ear?
No
I'm gonna make this perfectly clear
I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse
I would not like them here or there, I wouldn't like them anywhere
'Cause I do not like them, Sam-I-Am,
No, not for me, green eggs and ham
Would you like them if I served them to you in a box
Candlelight, wine and a bottle of scotch?
Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the
blaster...
Not in a box with a fox or a house with a mouse
Stop bugging me, you louse!
I would not eat them, no, man, I don't like your green eggs and ham
Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, don't deny who you are
He's gonna like them, you're gonna see
You might like them up in a tree
No, not in a tree, not in a car, would you let me be
No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere
'Cause you guessed it, I don't like green eggs and ham
I don't like 'em, Sam-I-Am
A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a train
Or up in an aeroplane?
How 'bout in the dark? We could drive and park
We could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls bark
No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up
a
tree
'Cause I don't like 'em, Sam, see,
Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a house-mouse or a red fox
Not here, there, and everywhere
Didn't even like the Beatles with their long, long hair.
Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! ...
Well, you don't like green eggs and ham
Oh, Mr. Perception, Sam-I-Am
Well I know that you'd like 'em if you ate 'em with a goat!
I would not could not with a goat
Well would you could you on a boat
I would not could not on a boat
And I will not ever with a goat
I'm not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should
introduce you to my friend pain
Not in the dark, not up a tree,
Not on your fine china with Earl Grey Tea
No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and wives - no spouses!
Why you trying to make me eat that?
I don't like it, I wouldn't serve it to my cat
I said already, I don't like them, Sam-I-Am,
I do not like green eggs ham!
Mr. Cheese! You just think you don't like them, so you say
And he's beginning to remind me of Doris Day
You say you don't like this and you don't like that
Well you're starting to sound like a finicky cat
Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better than
Two greenish eggs over easy in the fry-pan
And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham - pork from space!
Now Sam, if you get out of my face
I'll try that and puke all over the place (good!)
Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quick
Than a great big puddle of sick!
Say...say...not bad, green eggs and ham
I believe I like them, Sam-I-Am
And I'd eat them in a boat, with a billy goat,
I'd eat them in the rain in the dark on a train
In a car, up a tree, they're pretty good, you see
So I'd eat them in a box with a fox
I'd eat them in a house and with the house-mouse
I'd eat them here, I'd eat them there
I'd eat them in my Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear
I think you're ok, Sam-I-Am
Well, I wouldn't let you down, you stubborn old man!
Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough
...Are you kidding? I don't eat that stuff!
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Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:31 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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babbling on and on again FrisbeeŽ <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> spewed
in news:uANvTMBcEHA.808@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
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He's not bluffing. He'll do it.
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I did....
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Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. |
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Brian
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| Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:30 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
I've heard the recording. Its not as rapish as you might think. As far as
Moxy Fruvous goes, I like their drinking song better:
"And the band played on
While the helicopters whirred
Drunk on the lawn in a nuclear dawn
My senses finally blurred." |
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Neil
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| Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:31 pm Post subject: Re: Ping: MCNGP Pimps |
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babbling on and on again "Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:OC4QUwLcEHA.368@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | I've heard the recording.
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as have I. I laughed myself silly the first time I heard it several years
ago on the radio. I had to pull over....them and corkey and the juice
pigs...here is one of theirs that's a favourite:
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe.
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
but all I want to do is get into his parka.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber,
but me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
I make a wish on the Northern Lights
that I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights.
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.
And the seals they sing now (seal sounds)
These cold winter nights are taking their toll,
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole.
I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.
Now like the Proclaimers would sing it
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe.
Like Bob Dylan
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo.
Like Rick Ocasek from The Cars
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo and she used to be mine.
Like Oasis
I'm the only gay eskimo
Like Van Morrison
I'm the only gay eskimo
Well you see me coming around the street I'm a turning... uh
And Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well.
And the crack was good.
I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
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Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. |
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