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JaR
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 Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject: [OT] For curry lovers everywhere |
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Shamelessly purloined from another NG.
$.50 to srs.
JaR
Burnin' Thug
To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" -
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away
Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras
Too Late,
My Dinners Gone
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji,
I've got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
Guitar Solo (Or banjo depending on who you are!)
I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,
Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Nann
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lava-try
Stand you Well Back
Cause the Loo is Quarantined...
Here it Comes
There it Goes
Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder
NO!
It's Coming up Again
(There he Goes)
I Chund-Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knee's Im on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo
Its About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....
Guitar Solo
So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out
It Just had to Come Right out in Here
ohh yeah, ohh yeah
Naan bread really matters, onion bahji
Naan bread really matters,
Naan bread really matters...........to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Rick
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| Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject: Re: [OT] For curry lovers everywhere |
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LOL the parts I understand are funny
Rick
"JaR" <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:OTBIucOcEHA.3596@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
| Quote: | Shamelessly purloined from another NG.
$.50 to srs.
JaR
Burnin' Thug
To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" -
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away
Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras
Too Late,
My Dinners Gone
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji,
I've got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
Guitar Solo (Or banjo depending on who you are!)
I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,
Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Nann
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lava-try
Stand you Well Back
Cause the Loo is Quarantined...
Here it Comes
There it Goes
Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder
NO!
It's Coming up Again
(There he Goes)
I Chund-Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knee's Im on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo
Its About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....
Guitar Solo
So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out
It Just had to Come Right out in Here
ohh yeah, ohh yeah
Naan bread really matters, onion bahji
Naan bread really matters,
Naan bread really matters...........to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Neil
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| Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:31 pm Post subject: Re: [OT] For curry lovers everywhere |
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babbling on and on again JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> spewed in
news:OTBIucOcEHA.3596@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
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Shamelessly purloined from another NG.
$.50 to srs.
JaR
Burnin' Thug
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ok, in addition to the keyboard and the trip down the hall for more
windex for the screen, you may owe me a job becuase the histaricall
laughter carries here...
--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. |
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