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Dragon Without Wings
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 Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject: Funny News |
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Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
September 9, 2002 - Atlanta, USA
In a case possibly first of its kind, 67 year old Arthur Thompson is being
sued by 32 year old Lynn Manaouski for stopping at a 4-way stop sign. In her
statement she described how she came up to the intersection leading into her
downtown condo, and rear ended the driver in front of her due to his
'complete and full stop'. She continues to say that of the almost 2 years of
living in that particular condominium complex, she had not once been behind
someone who had made a full stop at the stop sign, and that his inability to
be 'consistent with typical driving patterns' caused the accident. As a
result, she is convinced that Mr. Thompson is directly responsible for the
accident and should be held accountable for all incurred costs of repair to
both vehicles. When reminded that it is the law to make a complete stop at a
stop sign, her abrupt response was "I am quite capable of deciding when it is
a good or bad time to stop my vehicle."
***Original material ©Copyright 2002-2003 Visca Corporation |
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kpg
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| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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This post is off topic for this forum.
You're doing it worng. Try harder.
kp "dang i'm bored" g |
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Frisbee®
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| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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"kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98206DCAB1F4Eipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
| Quote: | This post is off topic for this forum.
You're doing it worng. Try harder.
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This place is just going to h3ll in a handbasket. |
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JaR
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| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:31:02 -0700, Dragon Without Wings cast into the
ether:
| Quote: | Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
September 9, 2002 - Atlanta, USA
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Funny, if true.
Somehow I doubt this is the case.
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Here there be dragons
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CBIC
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| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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"Dragon Without Wings" <DragonDance@LordofTheRing.com> wrote in message
news:1977DFA5-4C53-41E0-A441-6A25BA4916F1@microsoft.com...
| Quote: | Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
snippage |
Interesting story. BTW wouldn't a dragon without wings just be an overgrown
lizard? You should change your handle to Big A$$ Lizard.
Doom
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(that's right, I'm back b1tches) |
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kpg
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| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:55 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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As Frisbee® once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
| Quote: | # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\202347.htm (8/15/2006
1:49:55 PM) # "kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98206DCAB1F4Eipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
This post is off topic for this forum.
You're doing it worng. Try harder.
This place is just going to h3ll in a handbasket.
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Speaking of going to h3ll in a handbasket....my son
is considering UF. What did I do to deserve this? |
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Frisbee®
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:12 am Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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"kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98208D9CEEA49ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
| Quote: | As Frisbee® once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
# Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\202347.htm (8/15/2006
1:49:55 PM) # "kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98206DCAB1F4Eipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
This post is off topic for this forum.
You're doing it worng. Try harder.
This place is just going to h3ll in a handbasket.
Speaking of going to h3ll in a handbasket....my son
is considering UF. What did I do to deserve this?
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HAW! HAW!
What's his QB efficiency rating?
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Fris "The 1% of the 1%" bee®, MCNGP #13
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Dragon Without Wings
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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"CBIC" wrote:
| Quote: | Interesting story. BTW wouldn't a dragon without wings just be an overgrown
lizard? You should change your handle to Big A$$ Lizard.
Unfortunately I have a very small A$$. Can't change that though :-) |
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Consultant
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:59 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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if you sit on it long enough, it will get fat, look at most women :-O
"Dragon Without Wings" <DragonDance@LordofTheRing.com> wrote in message
news:4A15613E-A250-4FAC-8DE8-1E5E06DEF1BA@microsoft.com...
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"CBIC" wrote:
Interesting story. BTW wouldn't a dragon without wings just be an
overgrown
lizard? You should change your handle to Big A$$ Lizard.
Unfortunately I have a very small A$$. Can't change that though :-) |
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CBIC
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | if you sit on it long enough, it will get fat, look at most women :-O
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There's always the J-Lo implants |
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Cerebrus
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:47 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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CBIC wrote:
| Quote: | "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eghrnwTwGHA.1888@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
if you sit on it long enough, it will get fat, look at most women :-O
There's always the J-Lo implants
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Or the Kylie "reshaping". |
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LRM
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:56 am Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eghrnwTwGHA.1888@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
| Quote: | if you sit on it long enough, it will get fat, look at most women :-O
That does it. Now I'm mad. Mine fell off cause I almost never sit down. Why |
couldn't you have told me this observation about 10 years ago. I would have
incorporated more sloth in my daily activities. |
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Cerebrus
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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LRM wrote:
| Quote: | That does it. Now I'm mad. Mine fell off cause I almost never sit down.
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So... is that the one they proudly show in the Louvre ?
| Quote: | Why couldn't you have told me this observation about 10 years ago.
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Such profound conclusions require years of concentrated observation. He
didn't tell you earlier, because he was deeply engrossed in monitoring
the morphological changes brought about by the sedentary nature of
certain a$$es.
| Quote: | I would have incorporated more sloth in my daily activities.
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Then that would have been the only sloth in the world, that Neil would
have been jealous of. ;-)
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Cerebrus.
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:##KuNjawGHA.3392
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
| Quote: | I would have
incorporated more sloth in my daily activities.
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you should work for the government
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The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X
- The only good lawyer is a -- naw, not even then. |
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Neil
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject: Re: Funny News |
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did you hear "Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> say in
news:1155817741.192122.99560@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com:
| Quote: | Then that would have been the only sloth in the world, that Neil would
have been jealous of. ;-)
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WHY I NEVER..actually, I probably have...
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The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X
- "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to build
bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook |
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