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Neil
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <BD@CertGuard> say in news:OZJQguvyGHA.1256
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

Quote:
Did you see what JaR (jrderby@lakabux.com) graced us with in
pan.2006.08.28.23.38.40.662626@lakabux.com?
On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:47:11 -0700, Neil cast into the ether:

THERE! YA HAPPY!?!

Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This
is a song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy.

That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy

BASTIG!!!! Now I got that friggin song stuck in my head.

since you are already in the mindset, would you be interested in purchasing
some rubber ***?

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- The ONE who knows HOW will always have a JOB; The ONE who knows WHY will
always be his BOSS.
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BD [MCNGP]
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

Quote:
Did you see what Neil (guess!!!@gmail.com) graced us with in
Xns982E3B05D9388neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16?


Quote:

since you are already in the mindset, would you be interested in
purchasing some rubber ***?

I was actually in the mood for some powdered toast.

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.CertGuard.com; www.SWPPM.com
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Neil
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <BD@CertGuard> say in news:O3MJVh3yGHA.4932
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

Quote:
Did you see what Neil (guess!!!@gmail.com) graced us with in
Xns982E3B05D9388neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16?


since you are already in the mindset, would you be interested in
purchasing some rubber ***?

I was actually in the mood for some powdered toast.

George Liqour

--
The Inter"SERIOUS!!! R&N fan"Neil MCNGP Triple X

- The ultimate quest has no ending.
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BD [MCNGP]
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:00 am    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

Quote:
Did you see what Neil (guess!!!@gmail.com) graced us with in
Xns982E8640856C1neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16?
did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <BD@CertGuard> say in news:O3MJVh3yGHA.4932
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

Did you see what Neil (guess!!!@gmail.com) graced us with in
Xns982E3B05D9388neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16?


since you are already in the mindset, would you be interested in
purchasing some rubber ***?

I was actually in the mood for some powdered toast.

George Liqour
--

The Inter"SERIOUS!!! R&N fan"Neil MCNGP Triple X

- The ultimate quest has no ending.


Steempy...you eeediot, you should have said "R&S Fan"



--
B "Ask Dr. Stupid" D
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.CertGuard.com; www.SWPPM.com
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Neil
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:50 am    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <BD@CertGuard> say in news:#WPVN25yGHA.4116
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

Quote:
Steempy...you eeediot, you should have said "R&S Fan"

no, I am Stimpy...

REN: Captain's log. I'm tired. So tired. I can't believe my own partner
attacked me. Maybe...if I occupy his MIND with more DUTIES, I can control
his...(unearthly voice) SPACE MADNESS.
[Button room] REN: Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this
button? (Neil reaches for the button) DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the HISTORY
ERASER button, you FOOL!
Neil: So what'll happen?
REN: That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyybeee something bad?...Mayyybeee
something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it!
You won't TOUCH it, will you?
(Neil salutes. Ren leaves.)
REN: Hehhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...
(Neil marches back and forth, starting at the button.)
ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Neil hold out? How can he possibly
resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very
existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Neil, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the
temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will
he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the
MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly
CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
Neil: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)
(Alarms go off. Ren, Neil, and Announcer stand around table with button.)
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next week, as...

#&*(T^$ATZ++..............NO CARRIER
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:44 am    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

HAHAHA....now just how am I supposed to compete with that?

I just got this sudden urge to sell hairballs for some odd reason.

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns982EDB3CC9AA7neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
Quote:
did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <BD@CertGuard> say in news:#WPVN25yGHA.4116
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

Steempy...you eeediot, you should have said "R&S Fan"

no, I am Stimpy...

REN: Captain's log. I'm tired. So tired. I can't believe my own partner
attacked me. Maybe...if I occupy his MIND with more DUTIES, I can control
his...(unearthly voice) SPACE MADNESS.
[Button room] REN: Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this
button? (Neil reaches for the button) DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the HISTORY
ERASER button, you FOOL!
Neil: So what'll happen?
REN: That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyybeee something bad?...Mayyybeee
something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it!
You won't TOUCH it, will you?
(Neil salutes. Ren leaves.)
REN: Hehhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...
(Neil marches back and forth, starting at the button.)
ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Neil hold out? How can he
possibly
resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very
existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Neil, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the
temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer?
Will
he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the
MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The
jolly
CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
Neil: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)
(Alarms go off. Ren, Neil, and Announcer stand around table with button.)
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next week, as...

#&*(T^$ATZ++..............NO CARRIER
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JaR
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:44:46 -0700, BD cast into the ether:

Quote:
I just got this sudden urge to sell hairballs for some odd reason.

Or join the Yak Police.

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

Quote:
Did you see what JaR (jrderby@lakabux.com) graced us with in
pan.2006.08.30.15.42.59.132053@lakabux.com?
On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:44:46 -0700, BD cast into the ether:

I just got this sudden urge to sell hairballs for some odd reason.

Or join the Yak Police.

Don't p!ss on the fence stimpy!

--
Robert E. Williams
CEO
CertGuard.com
www.CertGuard.com
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Cerebrus
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

BD wrote:

Quote:
Robert E. Williams
CEO
CertGuard.com
www.CertGuard.com

Now *that's* what I call a cool signature !!! ;-)
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:45 am    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

Quote:
Did you see what Cerebrus (zorg007@sify.com) graced us with in
1156964931.372405.286820@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com?
BD wrote:

Robert E. Williams
CEO
CertGuard.com
www.CertGuard.com

Now *that's* what I call a cool signature !!! ;-)

the best

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.CertGuard.com; www.SWPPM.com
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Lnkwizard2
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:04 am    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

<BD> wrote in message news:Os5BL0GzGHA.1252@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
Quote:
Did you see what Cerebrus (zorg007@sify.com) graced us with in
1156964931.372405.286820@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com?
BD wrote:

Robert E. Williams
CEO
CertGuard.com
www.CertGuard.com

Now *that's* what I call a cool signature !!! ;-)

the best


with updates
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:12 am    Post subject: Re: Helping Please Reply with quote

Quote:
Did you see what Lnkwizard2 (lnk.wizard.nodots.2@hot.mail.com) graced
us with in OV2IS%23GzGHA.4104@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl?
BD> wrote in message news:Os5BL0GzGHA.1252@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
Did you see what Cerebrus (zorg007@sify.com) graced us with in
1156964931.372405.286820@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com?
BD wrote:

Robert E. Williams
CEO
CertGuard.com
www.CertGuard.com

Now *that's* what I call a cool signature !!! ;-)

the best


with updates
even more better

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.CertGuard.com; www.SWPPM.com
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