OT: None of that Sissy Crap

OTHMAN · Guest

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but
never actually come close to reality? Well here is a series of promises that
actually speak of true friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry b*stard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Send this to your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only
think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but
only you can feel the true warmth . . .and always remember - when life hands
you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over